On Jack White Releasing a New Solo Album
Me: Jack White is releasing a new solo album guys!
Luke: Oh yeah?
Greg: Who's Jack White?
Me: Yeah, the dude from the White Stripes.
Greg: Oh, cool!
Me: I heard the single he just released, its pretty good. I'm excited for it.
Greg: Have the White Stripes done anything new?
Me: They're history, old news. Broke up.
Greg: It was him and that one girl, yeah?
Luke: How'd that happen?
Me: Well I mean, they were married and then divorced.
Luke: Did that play a factor into the breakup?
Me: Dude. They were married. And then divorced. How could it not?
Luke: Well I meant did they continue playing after the divorce or was that the cause of the breakup?
Me: Oh no, they were still playing together. But gone now.
Greg: Probably couldn't stand it.
Me: Yeah, he was probably like "I don't wanna see your face when I can't get into your vagina anymore"
Greg: That should be the title of his new album.
Me, Luke: Those would be great song lyrics!
Me: Writing it.
Luke: Oh yeah?
Greg: Who's Jack White?
Me: Yeah, the dude from the White Stripes.
Greg: Oh, cool!
Me: I heard the single he just released, its pretty good. I'm excited for it.
Greg: Have the White Stripes done anything new?
Me: They're history, old news. Broke up.
Greg: It was him and that one girl, yeah?
Luke: How'd that happen?
Me: Well I mean, they were married and then divorced.
Luke: Did that play a factor into the breakup?
Me: Dude. They were married. And then divorced. How could it not?
Luke: Well I meant did they continue playing after the divorce or was that the cause of the breakup?
Me: Oh no, they were still playing together. But gone now.
Greg: Probably couldn't stand it.
Me: Yeah, he was probably like "I don't wanna see your face when I can't get into your vagina anymore"
Greg: That should be the title of his new album.
Me, Luke: Those would be great song lyrics!
Me: Writing it.
